Pecos vs. Hillsborough: Crappy Places to Be From Smackdown!

Editor note:  We have a little series called “Crappy Places to Be From” that pokes a stick at little dying towns with few redeeming qualities, and where TripAdvisor or Yelp often shows “Subway” in the top 5 restaurants in town.  For some reason, this one about Pecos, posted over three years ago, is periodically reposted on someone’s Facebook page, and generates thousands of page views within a couple of days, after which it sinks quietly back into blog-hell oblivion.  We allow most comments, even negative ones, as long as they aren’t personal attacks or full of language we don’t want our mothers to read, although we reserve the right to post the IP address and email of the threatening ones.  More people have view the Pecos blog THIS WEEK than live in Pecos.

Also, Kitty’s opinions of Mexican restaurants in New Hampshire are strictly her own.)

Our blog family knows that for many years the good people of Pecos ,Texas have been mildly and ungrammatically upset about an article written by my co blogger Geek Goddess.

This article “Crappy Places to be from- Pecos, Texas” was part of a series about small towns people are glad to be FROM, not live IN.  It’s part tongue in cheek, the author herself having been raised in Odessa, Texas, another crappy place to be from. The other towns seemed to take their crappy status in stride, but for some reason Pecos has been vocal and at times almost indecipherable in their response.  Seriously Pecos, I’m willing to contribute to a Kickstart campaign for better English teachers in your school system.

Greetings from Pecos, TX

I wish we got nice greetings from Pecos!

So, is Pecos just a crappy place to be from as it is a small town that is grammatically challenged?

I decided to give Pecos a chance and compare it to a small town that many people claim is “a good place to be from” in my home state of New Hampshire.  I picked a town that is about the same population and about as remote from other large towns as Pecos.  Let’s compare, “Crappy town” from Reeves County Texas and “Crappy town” from Hillsborough County New Hampshire.  Who will win? (or lose?)


Good dining in Hillsborough


 Hillsborough population from 2010 census: 6,011

Pecos population: 9,501

Hillsborough work: Education, Sylvania factory, farming, healthcare

Pecos work: Agriculture, oil industry and largest private prison in the world.

Hillsborough median household income: $54,386

Pecos median household income: $24,943

Hillsborough crime statistics: 2012 statistics for the year, 0 murders, 8 car thefts, 6 assaults.  Also 13 registered sex offenders.

Pecos crime statistics 2012: 0 murders, 12 car thefts, 10 assaults.  Also there are 32 registered sex offenders.

Historic Hillsborough: Birthplace of probably the worst president in the history of the US, Franklin Pierce.  Five beautiful granite arch bridges for tourists to view.


Hillsborough’s finest

Historic Pecos: Claim to fame of having the first rodeo.  Also, town quietly integrated their high school, having one of the first interracial high school graduating class in the state in 1955.


People love the West!

Pros of Hillsborough: Easy access to the interstate so you can get to Concord NH.  Also excellent Mexican restaurant, Taco Beyondo. The arch bridges are really beautiful. No one tries to mention Pierce the President too much.  People are conservative and like their open carry and low taxes. People are polite, tend to go into the military if they can’t afford college, and are welcoming to tourists.  Still, there is a sense Hillsborough is someplace you leave, and maybe come back when you retire.  It’s very pretty, even if main street shows many empty store fronts and homes with peeling paint.

Pros of Pecos: There are many Mexican and Chinese restaurants.  There is also a larger variety of fast food than in Hillsborough. The Dairy Queen gets a good rating on Trip Advisor, as do Denny’s, Sonic and the Alpine Restaurant which is rated number 9 in town with reviews like “it’s close to the hotel” and “decent food.”

So, these towns seem very much alike.  I enjoy visiting Taco Beyondo and even shooting at the local gun range in the area.  I have friends living in Hillsborough, some of whom are trying to move out.  Others are perfectly happy living there, as retirees.

Why do I feel most people would rather live in Hillsborough, despite the heavy snowfalls and lack of fast food?  Pecos appears to have good jobs, such as a private prison and mining and oil jobs which pay well when the industry is doing well.  Certainly the world’s largest private prison should be a good steady income (people are always going to prison), and with good weather Pecos should be a good location for vacationers looking for warmth from the winter chill.  Throw in the history of the rodeo, and Pecos should be some place you would want to go to.

However, it appears Pecos hasn’t perhaps made good choices about what to do with that money.  When the prison was built and jobs created did the money go to helping local schools?  While admiring the history of Pecos with race relations and choices of expanding employment, it’s still a crappy place to be from.  I haven’t been to Pecos, but it’s the incredibly angry and over the top replies to a simple article about Pecos that have convinced me it is NOT a town worthy of consideration for a relocation.  Other towns have not reacted to the series on “Crappy Towns” with the same intensity and English challenged replies to the posts on their town.

Hillsborough has a sort of “yep this is how we are”, pride.  There is no Wal-Mart, but there is the joy of the “Village Discount Store”.  There is a McDonalds, but also Village Pizza and other mom and pop type places to eat.  No fancy restaurants, but also the excellent Mediterrano restaurant and the best German bakery out side of Europe.  The diversity and the history of Hillsborough makes it very welcoming to the tourist, despite the chill of winter.  New Hampshire would never name Hillsborough in the “Top 10 most beautiful small towns in NH”.  I’m guessing it would not make the top 25 or even 50.  Even so, there are things to find and enjoy in town.  There is a pride in being part of the “redneck” part of the state.

Pecos seems, via the replies to this blog, rather ashamed of their town.  There is a lot of anger, and the piece did not mention the PEOPLE of Pecos, just the town.  Yet the people of Pecos can’t seem to find much about their town to brag about. Instead they attack the writers of this blog.

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let’s include another pretty Hillsborough photo!

  The people of Pecos have answer loud and clear, “No we don’t have much but you don’t know Pecos!” Instead of examples, such as “Visit our museum with more than 50 rooms of  artifacts that show the history of the Old West!” we receive personal attacks on our husbands, our looks and jobs.  It doesn’t matter that no one knows anything about our personal life or jobs, instead Pecos people assume we’re sluts that can’t hold a man and probably collect welfare.  Personal attacks they assume will make us write a blog post saying “Pecos is the most wonderful town in Texas!”

Perhaps we need a Kickstart for not only better English teachers in the school, but sponsor a debate team?

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don’t be crappy, be happy!

I do not know WHY Pecos has it in for the blog.  But, I do know that given a choice, the good people of Hillsborough so much like Pecos, will greet anyone with a smile.  Also if they choose to write replies to this blog, I’m betting the grammar and content will be more legible and filled with examples of why they love their town.  Personal attacks on morals and attractiveness just doesn’t have the same impact as clear writing and facts.  I wish Pecos would just convince us that their town is more than just a crappy place to be from.  Instead the replies to the post just convince us the article might deserve to be renamed “Pecos THE WORST crappy place to be from!”


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7 replies

  1. But who are better, the PEOPLE from Pecos or the PEOPLE of Hillsborough?

    I have visited Hillsborough and found it to be a nice place. I’ll have to visit Pecos.

    • I have not been to Pecos, I’m awaiting replies to this blog from the good people of Hillsborough to see what they are like. The odd thing is that being told exactly HOW we will be killed (often slowly and painfully) when we do visit Pecos is enough to scare me silly. Hillsborough, I like the people there and think perhaps they wouldn’t kill us in quite so painful ways.

    • I never had any problem with the people. I’ve eaten chicken-fried steak in every little town between Abilene and El Paso, and love sitting next to what I call ‘the morning men’ – the retirees that meet in the same cafe every morning to have their coffee and talk about politics, their grandchildren, and the price of cotton.

  2. I think that the wage gap is really the problem with the comparison. Pecos is half what Hillsbrough is.

    I’ve not been to either place.

    And really, you all are getting death threats now? Wow! I’ve got to up my game, I still haven’t pissed anyone off enough for that.

    • it’s funny, though people seem to not know we can recover their information. Thankfully Geek responds with a little information from the police about how this is a crime. Also we don’t post anything with a personal threat in it. No need for them to have any publicity. However, the FB post that generated this last bit, has things like “She must have been raped and treated like a whore when she visited, that’s why she wrote this!” and we’ve been told our husbands must cheat on us and hate us. All sorts of things, such as if we ever go back… what will happen (in detail!) The odd thing, no other town reacted this way. The wage gap is big but also odd, as there are wonderful jobs in Pecos. So I’m not sure, one thing is that the family size is larger, which I did not include.

  3. A NH magazine publisher I once worked for would have refereed to Hillsborough as “Hillsboro-UGH”. Perhaps the people of Pecos would have agreed, but really, it’s not at all fair. A delightful little New England town with a couple of things you forgot to mention: Piexx, a quirky store filled with numerous old electronics parts, and ham radios amid newer computer parts. And the late lamented, “Kemp Mack Truck Museum” with 110 Mack trucks to explore for free. The trucks were auctioned off when Mr. Kemp died a few years ago, but I believe a couple were retained and put on display by the town. Match THAT Pecos people!


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