Where I Listen to Crazy Conspiracy Theory Show So You Don’t Have To

You’re welcome.

First, I’m superficially acquainted with some conspiracy theories: the 9/11 truthers, the anti-vaxx crowds who think vaccines are to make people sick on purpose (you know, Big Pharma wants to keep you on their products), that the government suppresses knowledge of alien landings/free energy/cancer cures/X-Files, and how dentists put RFID chips in the Novocaine shots. But I really had no idea how many of these crankpot ideas are out there, and how many web sites are devoted to the echo chamber of weird ideas.  Because some government cover-ups really happen (NSA and Snowden, anyone?), revelations feed the fire and convince the conspiracy buffs that ALL of their ideas are correct.

I was reading a list of comments on an article about the use of smart meters by utilities, and opened a link that the writer had described as more information about the pushbacks against these meters. I had stumbled on an upload of a radio show from a site called StopTheCrime.  I won’t link to the site, but I will embed the link at the end if you want to listen. Normally, I wouldn’t spend more than 5 seconds before closing, but it caught my interest. So knitting and listening, I eventually started making a few notes. I couldn’t keep up with the stream of ideas.   The host is a woman named Deborah Tavares, who runs the site and has a thrice-weekly radio show. Her guest, Preston James PhD (Social Psychologist with Doctorate from Major Midwest Big Ten University – that’s how he describes himself). They both appear to be regulars on the tinfoil hat circuits.

So, in case you didn’t know, here is the string of topics covered. I missed the first 15 minutes or so, and couldn’t face listening again. Be my guest.  It’s 53 minutes of your life.  (Please don’t be disappointed, but they make no mention of Secret Muslims, 9/11, or birth certificates. I know. Have a drink, you’ll feel better.)

  • Quantum physics. Of course, quantum physics. Scientists know that because of QP, electrons circle around neutrons. And if you take part of a neutron and move it away, even thousands of miles, the same electrons have to spin around BOTH parts of the neutron. So, therefore, the government knows how to do time and space travel! Without a TARDIS!
  • Microwave ovens are world wide way that they are interfering with your brain patterns.
  • Smart meters are putting out brain-controlling signals, and they are all hooked into this world wide grid so that, in case of an uprising, the government can cut off all your power. And food. And water.
  • Core Curriculum guidelines require that every school have a clinic. This is where they give the kids drugs to make them compliant.
  • Antidepressants, Prozac, and any SSRI have been widely administered for mind control.
  • Judges are all actually corporation employees, not appointed/elected legal professionals.
  • Chemtrails are spreading Ebola and nanoparticles.
  • Anyone who travels outside of the U.S. more than three-four times is nabbed by the CIA and asked to spy. Then they are asked to plant listening devices in the offices and businesses they visit overseas. “One man” refused, and when he got home from his trip he could hear the sound of dice rolling in his head. (I’m not making this up – it was in the broadcast). He also could tell his phone was tapped.
  • Oh, and all phones everywhere are tapped (This might actually be true…)
  • Cell towers are broadcasting mind control beams. You can look up how many cell towers there are! The government goal is one every 70 square miles. Apparently.
  • There are sleepers everywhere, who are waiting to start mass murders. You’ve noticed the upswing in shootings? That’s practice. However, the REAL practice was the ‘going postal’ attacks 20-30 years ago.
  • There are only 20 people really running the government. Everyone else is clueless or a shill.
  • Electricity is everywhere, and it’s known to have a deleterious effect on humans. It causes more traffic accidents; it causes amputees to have more pain in their missing limbs that is typical.
  • All of this is part of the government’s “Full Spectrum Dominance”
  • We will all be secretly implanted with RFID chips, and they are secretly in our food, clothing, electronics, anything we bring home.  Oh, and…
  • Cell phones are literally addictive.  (They might be onto something here)

 

Are you worn out yet?  Thankfully, they had a commercial break. Which was also full of woo.  But wait, there’s more!!

  • Climate control is actually mind control. Agenda 21, a UN action plan for sustainable development, is a ploy to take away property rights and national sovereignty.
  • The government wants no more than 10% of the population to live in urban centers, and for them to not have cars, and probably not even bikes. Because groups of people might try to rise up.
  • The government invented artificial telepathy in 1980.
  • Ebola was a NASA war plan, which includes combining Ebola with the common cold and small pox, and dispensing it from helicopters over cities, which are currently on hold outside every major city, waiting for the call. They will also spray barbiturates and lethal gases.MICRO-CHIP-ARTICLE-1980s
  • The government has found a way to put mind-control nanoparticles in our brains, and are dispensing them even now.
  • The effort to put wi-fi everywhere is part of the mind control and full spectrum dominance. They are even putting hotspots IN OUR SCHOOLS.
  • Britain is behind a lot of this because they’ve never forgiven us for losing the colonies in the Revolutionary War.
  • Armies of robots are also stored underground in cities all over the countries, ready for mobilization. But don’t worry about these, because they apparently haven’t figure how to get them to work.

LISTEN TO THE CRAZY HERE

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2 replies

  1. Reblogged this on Yankee Skeptic and commented:
    Have to love this! Right up our alley!

  2. Ah well, really nothing new, just a bit more creative. Listening to Long Nebel on the radio as a kid (Randi was often a panelist and resident skeptic) I got to hear all about the man whose back yard was “Landing Field #2” for the Venusian Air Force, Bigfoot kidnappings of campers, and Otis T. Carr, whose “Circular Foil Spacecraft” would whisk you to the Moon in two hours… once listeners contributed enough so he could build it. Far crazier was “The Shaver Mystery” which came closer to current conspiracy theories. Some things just never seem to change.

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